This Is The Last Rosary You'll Ever Buy!
Search around and you'll find hundreds of masculine rosaries for sale... but they're not actually all that masculine. Why? Because at the heart of masculinity is practicality. USEABLILITY!
Sure, a man doesn't like to pull out a pink set of beads in front of people, but looks are only a part of it. A rosary is NOT a decoration. It has a purpose. It should be used. And if it's difficult to use, then it's not masculine.
I've designed this rosary specifically for easy use, as well as strength and durability--all things men want. And then, of course, I dove into the asthetics, to make it look manly.
I give you, the most prayable rosary in the world:
-The beads slide, and there's just enough space for a man's fingers, so that he can easily follow the prayers.- -The Hail Mary beads and the Our Father beads are different sizes (with spacers between them) so that he knows he's at the end of a decade.
- -The beads glide so easily between the fingers, that his hand will require just the minumum effort to get from one prayer to the next, making it easy to pray in bed, while falling asleep.
- -The clasps are strong enough so that even if he falls asleep praying, and wraps it around something and pulls and tugs on it, it WON'T break!
- -The lifetime guarantee replaces or repairs the rosary if it DOES break!
- -The rosary itself is large enough to use, but small enough to keep in his hands while he does other things (like driving) and not constantly snag on everything.
- -The rosary is also small enough to pray while allowing it to hang down, and not have to worry about it touching the ground.
- -The string is made of braided stainless steel, 21 strands, so that it won't break--even when kept in the pocket.
- -The string and beads are made just loose enough to flex, but stiff enough to make kinking and tangling practically impossible.
This rosary is the last one any man will ever want. Once he starts using it, he'll wonder why he ever used anything different. He'll be able to keep it in his pocket, without a gay little purse, and pull it it out any time he needs it, and won't spend a half hour untangling it. In line at the BMV, driving, in bed while trying to fall asleep, during Mass while he waits for a boring novi' priest to finish his homily--it's perfect anywhere.
If you're looking for the perfect gift for a man (or a boy who's working on becoming a man) this is it!
And if you're a man who has had it up to here with people peddling 'manly rosaries' that arer impossible to pray, then this is THE investment for you.
And it's guaranteed to last a lifetime!
If you accidentally hang a 80 lb. anvil on it and hook it to the ceiling, and it does actually snap, just send it to us and we'll fix it--even if you lost some beads. (For those who've found themselves in that unfortunate position, use the contact page and we'll send you further instructions.)
Get yours now, and you'll find yourself enjoying that twenty minute prayer, instead of dreading it.